How to Fail on the Web

      


Everybody's writing about how you can be successful online, so let me take a reverse route and show you something from the rear view mirror. Here's what you should do to FAIL with your web endeavor.
  1. Don't plan.

  2. Don't stick to a specific topic. If you write about travel today, do gardening tomorrow, then cooking, and make sure you put them all in one website.

  3. Find out what everybody thinks is a great money-making topic and create a website for it. It doesn't matter if you have no interest in it whatsoever.

  4. Place hidden text all over the page. If your site has a white background, then stuff keywords in white all over the page. Something like this: make money make money make money ...

  5. Write once, then wait a month before writing anything again.

  6. Use red (#FF0000) for your background. Let them see red.

  7. Copy people's content and paste them on your own site.

  8. no paragraphs no punctuation and no spacing just write continously and let the sentences wrap your readers will enjoy the difference